Tuesday: Flying Penguins

Soren is online.

Tariq: Vince and I are talking this afternoon about the corp forms
http://images.usefulzero.com/s/turkey-vulture/

Sent at 9:10 AM on Tuesday

Tariq: I take it that you are afraid of me and that is why you are no longer at your computer

Sent at 9:17 AM on Tuesday

Tariq: Are you lying in the fetal position, sobbing?

Soren: Why would I do that>

Tariq: B/c you are scared.

Soren: Of?

Tariq: Me.
Duh.

Soren: Your face is only scary in person.

Tariq: Scary in that you know when you see it you are going to get your ass kicked

Soren: By ugliness

Tariq: You are dumber than I thought.
THe dumb is strong in this one

Soren: I assume you thought I was a genius

Tariq: Man, you got me. That was a great April Fool's Day joke. Good job! For I second I thought you were being serious with that comment.

Soren: Talking to you is an April Fools joke

Tariq: That doesn't even make sense
Did you see taht I am talking to Vince this afternoon?

Soren: Yes
That is good.

Tariq: Yes, yes it is.
You know, there should be like an April Fool's Day parade.
And the floats are all sorts of crazy stuff that doesn't make sense

Soren: I would go to that.

Tariq: Yeah, lots of people would.
And Pee Wee Herman would be the Grand Marshall.

Soren: You could start that

Tariq: I don't have time.
I have muted all the volume on my computer b/c I am afraid, with this being April 1 and all, that there is a high probability that I will get RickRolled.
Also, I left my cell phone in my car, but that was on accident.

Soren: It sounds like you are totally prepared.

Tariq: Soon as I go to my car to get my phone, I will be.

Soren: The cellphone cancer thing was on the local news last night.

Tariq: Then it is 100% true

Soren: they said research indicated using a cellphone for more than 10 years would double the chance of brain cancer and that they expected more deaths than cigarettes. Then they just moved on to the next story.
Shouldn't someone being following up on such an important allegation?

Tariq: Yeah, WTF? So we've doubled our chances of brain cancer?

Soren: According to whatever research they did.
I am going to look for it on reddit

Sent at 9:38 AM on Tuesday

Soren: Did you read the article on reddit?

Sent at 9:44 AM on Tuesday

Tariq: No. What's the headline?

Soren: http://www.technewsworld.com/rsstory/62380.html

Sent at 9:47 AM on Tuesday

Tariq: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there's a link, maybe there isn't. Since you think there is, you should probably stop using your cell and take up smoking instead.
And, on that note, I am going to go get my cell phone frmo my car.

Soren: Way to leave on a high note, George.

Tariq: The ocean called. They're out of shrimp.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Soren: Go on

Tariq: I am going to wait to get my phone until after lunch
That will be around noonish

Soren: That was over-hyped.

Tariq: No, it wasn't
BREAKING NEWS
I am going to order a 2-month supply of Protandim this week

Soren: This reminds me of the kind of journalism Kermit the Frog did on Sesame Street

Tariq: Live. Late-Breaking. Investigative.

Soren: You forgot Uninteresting
You should go to YouTube

Sent at 10:00 AM on Tuesday

Tariq: Let me guess, you want me to check out one of their featured vids.

Soren: Yes...that is a great idea

Tariq: Here's a great idea - you shut up.
Ha! It worked.
Heineken premios Billboard en vivo!

Soren: What?
Heineken lives in Bilboards

Tariq: No, no no.
Heneiken present Billboard live
it was on a banner ad
Basically, I learned spanish while you were not talking.
I can really get a lot accomplished when you are not interfering.

Soren: Then I will never stop interferring

Tariq: interfeRRing? What is that?

Soren: I like to roll my rr's

Tariq: I like to roll my SUVs

Sent at 10:11 AM on Tuesday

Tariq: Look, it's you, but w/o the tough and dangerous part.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=ki-lauzon032908&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Sent at 11:16 AM on Tuesday

Tariq: Wow, this is amazing...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/ttv/arts.jhtml?bcpid=1358314062&bclid=1363192294&bctid=1482436596

Sent at 1:17 PM on Tuesday

Soren: That was dumb

Tariq: Why? B/c you hate penguins?

Sent at 1:37 PM on Tuesday

Soren: They should have used the ones from Madagascar

Tariq: The movie?

Soren: and had them flying Midwest Express
Yes
http://money.cnn.com/2008/04/01/technology/sprint.ap/index.htm?postversion=2008040114
Is this what you were talking about?
http://money.cnn.com/2008/04/01/news/economy/trucking_protest/index.htm?postversion=2008040114

Tariq: Yeah.
Hey, can you get me that new Sprint phone?

Soren: I don't work at Sprint!

Tariq: I don't care, just get me one

Soren: I thought you just got a new smart phone.

Tariq: No, I am still waiting. Stupid people

Soren: The Royals are undefeated.

Sent at 1:46 PM on Tuesday

Tariq: Yeah, do you think they'll go the whole season w/o losing?

Sent at 1:49 PM on Tuesday

Soren: No, I do not.

Tariq: So, that penguin thing...I sent it to a bunch of people at work telling them how amazing it is and that the full show will air on BBC later this month. So far 3 people have responded. Of those 3, 2 believe it.

Soren: Wow.

Tariq: I know. It's hilarious.

Soren: If they would have shown them flying only short distances, I could have believed it.

Tariq: Yeah, me too. You could tell it was CGI.

Soren: You have some dumb friends.

Tariq: That stands for Computer Generated something. Maybe Images.
Yeah, look at you.

Soren: Insaneness

Tariq: Oh. I didn't know that

Soren: You shouldn't use TLA that you don't know.
I have to go up north, now

Tariq: Oh, do you have detention or something?

Soren: haha

Tariq: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone
that you TP'
d the principals house

Soren: I am giving the commencement speech at Oak Park High School.

Tariq: Yeah, right. You couldn't even give a commencement address for a clown college graduation

Soren: I know, but it is Oak Park
More like a clown hs

Tariq: Please come here so I can repeatedly slap you

Soren: haha

Sent at 2:07 PM on Tuesday

Tariq: I am going to get you this shirt for your birthday, b/c it is accurate as it relates to you:
http://www.photobasement.com/if-it-werent-for-carbon-14/

Sent at 3:07 PM on Tuesday

Soren: Carbon 14 is a fake thing made up by Evolution Fanatics.

Tariq: I could say the same about you.

SHouldn't you be up north right now?

Soren: I am back.

Tariq: No way. Where did you go?

Soren: Turns out none of the OP senior had enough credits to graduate

Tariq: What
eh
vah

Soren: Sometimes you are such a diva

Tariq: Nothing like Mariah, though

Sent at 3:12 PM on Tuesday